Monday, March 3, 2008

So, I was bored in class...

... and this is what was born out of my boredom:

Things I love:
1. My daily cup of coffee
2. King ranch f250s
3. Warm weather
4. The original Law & Order
5. Prescriptives’ concealer
6. Writing in my journal
7. Adventures in Odyssey
8. The book, “Flabbergasted”
9. Black and white pictures
10. Clementine oranges
11. My dad’s laugh
12. The smell of baby shampoo
13. Making lists…
14. Stargazer lilies
15. The name Caleb
16. Southern accents
17. A wood-burning fireplace on a cold night
18. The color blue
19. Blogging. Even if no one reads mine :)
20. Making up new words
21. Subway sandwiches
22. The Woodlands, TX
23. The Bob Newhart Show
24. Cold Mac & Cheese
25. Simon Cowell
26. Texas country
27. Big earrings
28. The drive from my house to Lake Conroe via FM 149 and FM 1097
29. Talking like a TV news anchor
30. The ranch dip at Chickfila
31. 106.9 The Point
32. Little black dresses
33. Romans 8
34. Dancing in my apartment, and making a complete fool of myself
35. Inside jokes
36. Crunchy peanut butter
37. My extended family’s practical jokes
38. The smell of Expo markers
39. The song “Goodbye Girl”
40. Great Danes
41. Laying on my roof and watching the stars
42. Alone time
43. Hide and seek
44. Cleaning out my ears
45. Half-price Books
46. Old records
47. Crest whitening strips
48. Stiletto heels
49. Catching people picking their noses at stoplights
50. Cowboy hats
51. Sleeping when it’s raining outside
52. Creating awkward moments
53. Phone calls from Guam

Things I hate:
1. A bad internet connection
2. Cloudy, cold weather
3. Stomach aches
4. The word “ gyrate”
5. Mean people
6. Smelly people
7. Mullets
8. Guys who wear short shorts
9. Sushi
10. Guys who don’t take no for an answer
11. Being manipulated
12. Dirty dishes
13. Tongue piercings
14. Legalism
15. Humidity on the days I straighten my hair
16. The sound fingernails make on a blackboard
17. Having to clean the hair out of the shower drain
18. Spiders
19. Soggy breakfast cereal
20. Bad breath
21. 99% of the music my brother listens to (sorry Dan)
22. Boiled eggs
23. How far away Guam is from Texas
24. Skinny jeans. Mostly cause they make me look like an inverted food pyramid.
25. People who act like they know everything
26. Tomatoes
27. Current gas prices
28. When the dishwasher is loaded improperly
29. Nose hairs
30. The TV show, “The Hills”
31. The sound of someone throwing up
32. Amy Winehouse’s hairdo
33. The pushy people who work at kiosks at the mall
34. Insecure drivers
35. Geese, especially the ones by Building 4
36. Granny panties
37. The song “Summer Love” by Justin Timberlake…bad memories, don’t ask
38. Being tickled
39. Jack Black in tights (Nacho Libre)
40. Trying to communicate with the customer service people at Dell who barely speak English
41. Speeding tickets
42. Tetanus shots
43. Radio commercials for The Dump
44. Shopping malls
45. Stopped-up toilets
46. People who don’t wash their hands in public restrooms
47. The movie “Elf” with Will Ferrell
48. Blood (I pass out)
49. Mushrooms on pizza
50. Low-rider trucks
51. The fact that Dallas doesn’t have feeder roads
52. Misuse of “your” and “you’re”